Q. What's the difference between a BMW consultant and a mutual fund??
        A. After 20 years, a mutual fund matures and earns money!!

Q If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside?
    A. K9P!! yuk

Q.How many friends did I have as a youngster?
A. one, if I tied a porkchop around my neck the dog would play with me.