Pride & Presidents: Mr and Mrs Darcy emigrate to
America, where Mr Darcy agrees to run for the highest office in
the land: only to discover his opponent in the election is his own
wife!
Pride & Precipice: When Mr
Wickham falls over a cliff to his death, the magistrates are interrogating
the woman who once jilted him, Georgeanna Darcy. It is up to Elizabeth to
find the true culprit... though the trail of evidence leads straight to her
own sister, Lydia.
Pride & Proboscis: Mr Darcy
breaks his handsome nose in a riding accident and worries that Elizabeth
will no longer love him.
Pride & Predicates: Proud
Mr Darcy tries to hide the shocking truth from his wife: that the letter he
gave her at Rosings was dictated to Col Fitzwilliam, and that he himself is
abominably bad at grammar and spelling.
Pride & Predators: Mr &
Mrs Darcy encounter a pride of lions on an African safari.
Pride & Premises: In her
quest to become Derbyshire's top-selling real estate agent, Elizabeth tries
to persuade Darcy to put Pemberley on the market and move to a new luxury
condo in Lambton.
Pride & Premiums: After
leaving the regulars to open his own insurance agency, George Wickham calls
at Pemberley to try and sell Darcy a Life Insurance policy.
Pride & Pratfalls: The
Darcys host an itinerant vaudeville troupe at Pemberley, and Elizabeth
discovers what fun it is to give Darcy a pie-in-the-face.
Pride & Prickly Heat: The
Darcys vacation in the tropics, and come home with an uncomfortable &
unsightly rash.
Pride & Prom Night: A
slasher is stalking the teens of Derbyshire, and Darcy fears Georgeanna may
be the next victim.
Pride & Prestidigitation: While training to become an amateur magician,
Darcy attempts to saw his mother-in-law in
half... with tragic results.
Pride & Predestination: Mrs
Darcy falls under the spell of a fiery Calvinist preacher; and the sequel:
Pride & Pranayama: Mrs
Darcy tires of Calvinism and takes up yoga & meditation.
Pride & Pug: The Darcys
visit Mansfield Park.
Pride & Prudery: Surfing
the web, Darcy stumbles upon www.pemberley.com, and is outraged to discover
hundreds of strange women obsessing over the fit of his breeches.
Pride & Prosciutto: After
inventing a delicious new bread using grains grown on the home farm at
Pemberley, one of Darcy's french cooks opens his own delicatessen, and a
passion for the new "Pembernickel" bread sweeps the kingdom.
Pride & Puberty: Mortified
because his voice cracks whenever he talks to a pretty girl, 14-year-old
Fitzwilliam Darcy vows, "I WILL conquer this!"
Pride & Prêt-à-Porter:
Darcy launches his own line of après-bath wear.
Pride and Paparazzi: Infuriated by Mr
Darcy's refusal to let Mrs Darcy's portrait be exhibited (due to a mixture
of love, pride and delicacy according to a Miss JA, who should know) the
owner of a London art gallery sends numerous sketch artists of Italian
origin to Derbyshire with orders to follow the couple around and try to
capture them doing something indiscreet. (Contributed by Kathleen Glancy)
Pride & Professional Help:
Joan Ellen seeks psychiatric treatment for an obsessive-compulsive disorder
which makes her unable to stop thinking up ridiculous book titles inspired
by P&P. Learning many others suffer from the same disorder, she starts
an online support group... :-)
