With apologies to Jeff Foxworthy--allow me to contribute to the ham humor on our web site.

You might be a digital ham radio operator...

...If you introduce your wife as -mywife@home.xyl-.
...If you have used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than hanging coats and taping ducts.
...If you window shop at Ham Radio Outlet.
...If your ideal evening consists of flipping through the latest QST mag looking for technical inaccuracies.
...if you spend more time on the internet ICQ than you do on the ham bands.
...If you like to run new software programs before reading the manual.
...If you thought the concoction ET used to phone home with was stupid.
...If your HT has more computing power than your PC.
...If you have ever saved the power cord from a broken appliance.
...if you are old enough to know what an 807 is.
...If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
...If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
...If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix it.
...If you have more friends on the 20 meter band than in real life.
...If you've ever tried to repair a $5.00 radio.
...If your favorite part of the 6 o'clock news is comparing their latest satellite weather picture with yours.
Griff