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Still another bicycle joke from the Net.
Two ministers would meet each Sunday morning, riding their bicycles to their respective churches. Then one Sunday one of the ministers was walking. "My what happened to your bike?" asked the other. "Can you believe that someone in my congregation stole it? "No!" said his fellow minister, then an idea struck him. "You want to know how to get your bike back? Next Sunday, give a fire and brimstone sermon on the Ten Commandments and when you get to the part about 'Thou shall not steal', just look out into the congregation and see who looks guilty. "
The following Sunday evening the two ministers met and they both had their bikes. "Hey, I see my suggestion worked after all." "Well sort of...I was going along real good on the Ten Commandments and when I got to the part about adultery, I remembered where I left the bike!"
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