11 Retarded monkeys could win the NFC WEST!

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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

LOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOSERS!
Nobody won in the worst division? Big surprise! Charlie Whitehurst finally got some playing time for the hawks. Not a bad job. Maybe Carol is pulling his head out of Matt's ass! I know, I'll send him a case of Q-tips from Costco for Christmas. Also the Monday night game was a great change of pace for the sterile NFL. Fans throwing snowballs all game a field that's less than perfect. I loved it! How about you send some guys up with a pair of scissors and cut the tent dome of of the Minnesota stadium and play some football?
4:11 pm est

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Creamed Turds
Its been said that cream rises to the top..............BUT SO DO TURDS! Many including Jaws have picked the Lambs to win on Sunday over KC. So are they the cream of the NFC west or just the most buoyant turd? One thing for sure San Francisco will loose tonight.
4:26 pm est

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

Buffalo Bills?
Its been proposed that if buffalo where in the NFC west they would win the division. I say emphatically and unquestioningly MAYBE! But we are getting off topic here. The real question is, who would win in a super bowl with Buffalo vs. the 11 retarded monkeys? Now we can argue if Buffalo has a real quarterback or not all day but I see it as a question of defense. Buffalo has never faced the Dukie defense,(11 monkeys throwing poop at you at the same time) a veteran QB like Manning or Favre (that's right Dave this is the correct spelling) would handle it with poise but against the untested Buffalo offense, advantage: 11 retarded monkeys.
10:01 am est

Sunday, December 12, 2010

The Hawks are DOOOOMED!
Matt is the king of bad decisions. No wait maybe Pete Carol. Its so sad than 7-9 might win the division!
7:10 pm est

2010.12.01

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