<><><> WARNING <><><> : Explicit and Graphic Scenes Follow The Radish War Chronicles : The Grapes whom felt the Wrath... Playing in the reversed foreground...little grapes play and take lunch money from one-another.. never knowing that their fate is sealed.... [Minutes later....after settling down from his fruit chanting frenzy] Hopelessly lost...now that's how i like to spend my day...Just look at me...i'm shriveling up like a bloody rasin...errr *sniff* *sniff*...NooOOoo...more like a ....grape? [much laughter] And who you callin' *sniff*...shity... [clasping their noses] Naw, that's not it...we've just placed the smell [pondering the response] ...well.. actually you should be frightened..'cause...i'm here to devour you! [gluttonous chomping sounds...which radishes often make] [still more chewing] [...hard to believe nobody else noticed all these goings on....] [crunch..crunch...crunch] Shit! Run for cover, he's looking this way!! Ahhh yes...now for your friends.. [Said in almost perfect unison] ..I'll save you Dave!!.. Well, ok i'm feeling ill now. [SPWISH]
Sealed until; however, the rulthless vegetarian Raphanus Sativus, breaks free!
Having cleared the bonds of the...ummm velcro....bonding ..straps???...this post-imprisoned fruit offender, is now free to roam.. once again
AAARRGGHHh! Free at last!!
...i need to practice some dental hygiene....but first.. i could sure go for some...
FRUIT!!
...listen you cheeky bastard... i know you've got more money than that. Give't up!
You've got i't'all! You guys are a shity bunch of bad seeds!
Whoa, whoa....Did you hear that guys? we're bad seeds......
Ha Ha Retards! You've been genetically altered...you can't have seeds..good nor bad!!
I'm the only bad seed! errrr,ummm
What i meant to say was...Hey guys! I was wondering if you could help me out?
SHIT!
What? What? did i scare you
...
OH!...
!!!!
SCATTER! It's a Vegetarian!!!
Whoa whoa, wait guys! Where's my lunch money-gluphff....
Muhahah now i have you!!
Run!! He's got Marvin
It's ok, i've got his money!! Let's get going!
MMmmm...ha ha ha... you are very tasty
...glpe...Must....*Gasp*....get...lunch.....fun..ding
Just as i figured....seedless!! ...I love being right...
GOTTCHA! Now, now, and where did the lot of you think you were going?
Chips!...Weee were..aaaaa..just looking for an....
Escape route?
Yeah....doh'...i mean no, of course not!
Fools! You and your friends must have water on the brain!!
Huh???
Well you know...you're comprised of water...by a staggering 94%....NeverMind...
I'M GONNA EAT'CHA!
AAAHHHH!!!....whew....quick! get me outta here..!!
Shut-up! and die like a real grape!!
Well, hurry it up 'cause your breath is wrinklin' me up!
Quick shut your mouth!!... *Cough* ...sorry *Gasp* ...Dave
...It's alright guys..just slap me in a SunMaid Box..when it's over..
Oh no! Dave, you shall be avenged! I think i'm feeling faint..ligh.t..
It doesn't have to end like this...Raphanus, just put Slagathore down..
And also give us our stolen money we plan to use for some tasty comestibles!!
....Ummmm Guys...aren't you pointing that a little high
Maybe down to your right a little, eh?
Fools.. if you strike me down i shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine!
We don't want to bludgeon you with this.... just...LACERATE YOU!!
NO!!
Please miss me..Please miss me!!
[SLOOSH] OOOOOoooWWww [GLOUSH]
i'll get you...
Saved you?...OOoooh yeah..of course we did...We in 'no' way were thinking about the money.....either..
For some reason you guys just don't seem...overly genuine...
....And so ends the story of the Radish War Chronicles CREDITS:
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Raphanus Sativus [AKA: Rif-Raph], [Also AKA: Bobgeorgecharliefredharveymort the II]
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Arrrgh! who be bitin' me...
I can't hear you!!..
.Aye, Aye captain.....
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea....
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