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F.E.R.T. (Ferrets for Earth Rule Today)
Meet The Weezils of Doom
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S.H.A.R.K.S.
Web Security System of Doom
Some the world domination-bent weezils out there have voiced some concern to us about making these pages public. And then there was that magazine article that further publicized our site to the Humans. Well, to this we say, Never fear! We now have the situation well in hand...er, paw, with our newly devised S.H.A.R.K.S. Web Security System of Doom, a hi-tech solution to the prying eyes of Humans.
S.H.A.R.K.S. stands for: Subliminal Human Advanced Red Kangaroo Suggestions. Here's what it does: Embedded deeply within the code of this page are powerful subliminal suggestions that are set at the exact wavelength of the Human subconscious. Lengthy and thorough research was performed under laboratory conditions at a facility near Roswell, New Mexico,to determine this frequency (and you thought it was UFO's) . The suggestions have been written so that whenever a Human attempts to read one of our protected web pages and garner our secrets ofglobal take-over, all that Human sees is a series of web pages discussing the TV viewing habits of Australia's Red Kangaroo. This is such a boring topic, the Human will soon leave our site to find something else to entertain the simple Human mind and our secrets are safe.
Why Red Kangaroos, you ask? Well, that's just because that's the only thing we could think of that would fit our really cool acronym. We thought about using Ravenous Koalas instead, but decided that might be too enteraining a subject and then the Human might not be as likely to leave our site. Oh well, as long as we keep the Humans out of our site and get to use a really cool acronym, we're happy.