Something (Not So) New at McDonalds?

I wrote this parody of a familiar advertising jingle sometime in 2000, when there was a story floating around about some mother in Virginia who found a deep-fried chicken head in her child's order of chicken nuggets.

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Here's the parody...

Forget burgers and fries.
I want something with eyes.
Give me something unique.
Deep-fried bird head with beak.
So forget the F D A!
You deserve a beak today!
At (well, you know the rest)