Physics Equations
For the sake of sanity, the use of calculus is kept to a strict minimum.
 
 

Worst Equations in the World
 
 
 

 Radioactive Decay
 
 

A = O e -kt

    Place the original amount of radioactive substance into O and its time constant into k. The variable A will hold the resulting amount remaining after time t. Warning: The variable k will vary depending on the time unit used. Fortunately, the value of k is directly proportional to the time unit. For example, the value of k needs to be 365 times larger if t is in units of years than if it was in units of days.
 
 


Too Much Turmoil
 
 

T1 + T2 < D


T1 is the amount of turmoil that person #1 is suffering from, while T2is the amount of turmoil afflicting person #2. If T1 + T2 = D, then the result is at least one of the following: Severed friendship, major mental disturbance, and/or suicide!  If T1 + T2 = D, the resulting pain can be 2-3 times worse than the death of a loved one!!!  This is not a joke!!!
 






Two Depressed Family Members
 

Depression2 = Despair


This equation shows what happens when there are two depressed family members living in the same residence.  When this happens, GOD HELP YOU BOTH!
 
 

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