Lewis Cass Wrestling

You Know You're a Wrestler When....

Cauliflower isn't a vegetable.

You can't wait for Christmas...because you'll get 2 pounds.

Shoving cotton in your nose seems normal.

You wonder how much hair weighs.

The coach asks you to do 50 pushups and you think "that's it?"

You see someone bend over and you imagine how easy it would be to put them in a cradle.

You won't even take a nap on your back.

You won't lock your hands when hugging your girlfriend.

Your coach tells you "cut him" and a knife doesn't cross your mind.

You see someone lying on their back and you feel the urge to slap the ground beside them.

Gyms look weird without mats on the floor.

You'll know exactly how much weight you will lose when you take off your shoes.

You have a black eye but don't remember how it might have happened.

Asics, Cliff keen, and Brute are more familiar to you than nike or reebok.

You tape your shoe laces before the Prom.

You have to go to the bathroom before weigh-ins, and the rest of the team high-fives you because of it.

Everytime you go to shake hands with someone, you have to fight off the urge to arm drag them.

When you put clothes ON before bed instead of taking them OFF.