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 SYMPTOMS OF SSDS
 
SYMPTOMS MAY INCLUDE: NAUSEA, HEADACHE, CARELESS ATTITUDE, BLOATEDNESS, LEAKAGE, ACUTE FECAL PAINS, UNCONTROLABLE ANAL CLINCHING.
 
 

DR. BOYLE STAFF:
 
OFFICE MANAGER: JIM WARREN
 
SECRETARY: MIKE FLATT
 
DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS: JOHN RAASCH
 
DEFICIENCY EXPERT: JOSHUA CASSODAY
 
FLOOR SUPERVISORS: MIKE HULL, JT DONAHUE

CALL US MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAY FROM
7AM TO 4PM. VISITS BY APPOINTMENT ONLY
CALL 1-800-WET-ANUS.  WE TAKE CASH, OR
CREDIT CARDS. NO CHECKS!

Marg Williams Testimonial

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"I thought I was a freak. The only person who
understood my irregular bowel droppings. Thats
until SSDS.US taught me how to live a normal
life again in just 6 weeks!

Our Programs
 
SSDS Hypnosis: 2 sessions for only $499
SSDS Paste Tea: 6 week program with a well maintained diet for only $799.
SSDS Transplant: Transplanted shit skins are implanted from monkeys into you for $2799

Location: 710 East Green Near Bensonville

SSDS Fact: Before the discovery of SSDS, those found to of had this syndrome were said to be possessed by the devil.

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