Now here is were you can learn to be great. follow my wize advice and you will never fail. maby you can even become perfect
like me and matt, but thats not likely because you was not be bein born all great like. I was!!!!
eat cheese!
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a story (BY ADDISON)
one
day, long ago, there lived a young lad. this child could do some skilled things but, they weren't that skilled. they were
like almost skilled but quite there. anyways, one day this kid was practicing his skilled things and some crazy parrot shows
up. the foolish lad tries to attack the parot but of course he's not skilled enough so he misses. all of a sudden the parrot
turns into a giant robot super ninja with a flaming sword of doom and cuts off the lads little fingers off. so then the kid
couldn't do anything skilled except pick his nose with his tounge. but that's not really skilled. it's just gross. and then
the giant super robot ninja parrot and his flaming sword of doom lived happily ever after. ________________________________________________________________
a great story, by Linley
long long ago, in a village called Caputnik there lived
a boy named Anthony. Anthony was a smart boy and a good christian. but all the kids called him gay and fat. he didnt know
why they said that so he was all like hey kid why are you calling me these hurtful things? and the kid was all umm i dont
know maybe cuz im stupid and i follow other kids and i like to make people feel bad. and Anthony was all like thats not so
good do you know that. and the kid was all ya i know im a terrible person. so he jumped off a cliff and no one ever saw him
again.
the moral or this story is...dont call people gay and fat cuz like....its bad.
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--a thingy from Angel Mayor woke up late
on a beautiful, sunny fall Saturday. He ate a large breakfast alone out on the screened-in porch and watched the sun slowly
climb up the stairway of wispy clouds. The sound of the phone rang out from inside the house, breaking the perfectly relaxed
silence.
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