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The Weezil Pages
F.E.R.T. (Ferrets for Earth Rule Today)
Meet The Weezils of Doom
Meet Our Human
In Memory Of Those That Went Before
Put your pawprint in the Guestbook of Doom
Progress Report This is taking longerthan we thought
This cool ferret pic was done by
Elayne Barclay of the OregonFerret
Association
: FerretsOnly!!
This web page is for ferrets' eyes only. Thispages is being protected from prying Human eyes by our new security system: Subliminal Human Advanced Red Kangaroo Suggestion (S.H.A.R.K.S.). If any Humans try to view these pages, their eyes will only see a series of pages about the TV viewing habits of Australia's Red Kangaroo.
The Human Pages were created specifically for the Humans. They should go there.
Hello fellow Weezils. Our Human made this web page to show us weezils off. We found it highly distasteful. He was saying stuff about how cute and playful we are. How degrading! It makes us sound like sissies. So we changed his password and are now in the process of rewriting this web page to suit us. The poor guy doesn't even know what we're doing. He thinks his ISP screwed up. Hehe.
Okay, first order of business: We are NOT cute and playful! We are the Weezils of Doom. We are very rough and tough Weezils.When it comes to small fuzzy creatures, we are the baddest of the bad. We aren't scared of anything (except the occasional vacuum cleaner, but then who wouldn't be). We laugh at danger. Ha Ha! We are feared by all. No one dares cross our path (well, maybe that stupid Pomeranian does, but he thinks he's a ferret too and this makes him a worthy opponent). We have formed a highly skilled Thieves Guild. We are expert pickpockets and escape artists. Someday we will rule the world. We have the cunning to accomplish this. Anyone who does not submit to our will, will have his socks stolen and held for ransom. Currently we have a large stack of socks and other various stuffs behind the dresser which we use to force our human to comply with our demands. (So far we have been unsuccessful in this attempt, he catches us off guard and steals our stuff back. He is also a worthy opponent.)
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We started this organization to further
our cause: World Domination. We will post the latest information on this
page. It will constantly be updated, so you might want to bookmark it for
future reference. Power to the Weezils!
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we put this here because we want to be the only ferret page to have a picture of a platypus. |
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