Bill Gates in a Rubber Room
During his November 27th, 1996 interview on The Tonight Show, Bill Gates
described part of the house he is building: the Trampoline Room.
Bill: "It's a room where the whole floor is the
trampoline. The walls are padded, though."
Jay Leno: "So, Bill Gates is in a rubber room
with padded walls."
Alles Touristen und non-Technischen Look ens Peepers!
Das computenmachine is nicht fur gerfinger poken und mittengrabben.
Oderwise ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen, und poppencorken
mit spitzensparken. Der Machine is diggen by experten only. Ist nicht
fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen
das cottenpicken hands in das pockets, so relaxen und watchen das
The Truth Can Now Be Told
You may have seen the story that tries to prove that Bill Gates is the
Anti-Christ by adding up the value of each letter in his name. However,
we now have conclusive proof that Bill Gates is evil: Microsoft is developing
an animated Barney toy.
Going a step beyond Teddy Ruxpin, a interactive toy released several
years ago by another company that would sing along with specific video
tapes, the ActiMates Interactive Barney toy can interact with either CD-ROMs
or video tapes when the additional modules are bought.
The article reported Erik Strommen as saying, "He looks like a stuffed
animal, but he's actually a cuddly little computer." Mr. Strommen is a
psychologist hired by Microsoft to help develop the educational content
of this new system. Based on that statement, it could be said that Barney
is now a Borg, having had computer technology assimilated into him by
(Original story reported in the Friday, February 7th, 1997 issue of
the Seattle Post-Intelliencer newspaper.)
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