Hillbilly game show

Host: “Tell us about your self Jim Bob”

Jim Bob:  “Well I’m married to my wife and she’s a slut.  I caught her in bed with my brother-in-law.  That’s just sick.  They’re nearly related to each other!  Then I got these one, two, three, four kids.  I think they’re all mine.  I don’t know.  I never took a fraternity test”.

Host:  “What do you do for a living”

Jim Bob:  “I’ve been self employed for 15 years.  It don’t pay too good and my supervisor’s a real asshole.”