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Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Whoops! Unfinished Draft Hit the Net!

Much to my shock a draft of an unfinished blog entry I was writing last month made it onto this page. While it wasn't a bad story -- one that would provide some insight into aging in today's world -- I discarded it partially finished because I wasn't particularly happy with it. So I pushed it aside, not realizing the website had SAVED it!

Oh, dear.

Well. Rather than try to recreate or rewrite the essay I was working on, I'll just get right to the point of the story, which was this: I am absolutely amazed that I have been on this planet for almost 50 years. It's not an "oh-I'm-old" kind of thing.  I'm simply marveling at the idea of having 50 years worth of history under my larger-than-it-used-to-be belt; 50 years of experience with life.

And since that's about all I had to say, I think you can understand why I discarded the blog entry. I was leading off with a huge windup pitch that would have probably ended with a foul ball.

As I move into my 50th summer I may have an experience that is really worth sharing. If so, I'll slap it on here for all to see.  :-)    

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Thursday, June 24, 2010

We Ain't Getting Old; Music Evolves...
I'm enjoying a three-day break from my day job, so it was pure luxury to hop in the car and run errands in the middle of the afternoon instead of waiting until after work when the rest of the world has to take care of those harried chores.  Not only that, but the latest storm system had passed over northeast Indiana last night, allowing slightly cooler air to blow through the region, and I could drive with the WINDOWS OPEN; no A.C.  Considering the weather we've had here so far this June, this was liberating indeed.
 
Since I had my car windows down I was able to listen to whatever noise was blaring from the cars along side mine at red lights.  Maybe it's just the old fuddy-duddy, remember-your-manners part of me, but I make a point of turning down my ipod at red lights so no one else has to listen to my chosen music.  I guess I'm the only person who does this.  I get to hear all sorts of music I normally wouldn't listen to -- rolling my eyes, usually -- but today when I was stuck at the interesection of West Jefferson and Covington Road I was genuinely bugged by the most jarring, non-sensical rap song I've ever heard blaring from the sedan on my left.
 
I was listening to a nice pop/funk song from the late seventies, "(Every Time I Turn Around) Back In Love Again" by the group L.T.D.  Great song.  Lead vocals by Jeffrey Osbourne.  Vintage 70's R&B.  However, as I glanced with annoyance at the car blasting the latest rap-crap of 2010 I realized the driver (some pony-tailed white trash bitch) wouldn't even begin to care that I was listening to the kind of music that made the nonsense she was listening to possible.  At all.  She'd probably just sneer, and I found myself thinking, Oh, God, did people my age think the same thing when they heard Elvis Presley blaring in 1956?    
 
Yeah.  Probably.
 
Last night on NICK POFF RADIO 45 I played "Fantastic Voyage" by Lakeside.  This was a HUGE R&B/Funk/Rap hit in Northeast Indiana back in 1981.  One of my listeners emailed me while the song was playing, writing, "isn't it a shame that younger people only know this song through samples?"
 
Well, yeah, it is, but in the longer run it doesn't really matter.  I'm beginning to see how music evolves through each generation.  I think back to the music classes I sat through in grade school and how, despite the best efforts of Charles M. Schulz and an old-maid music teacher named Miss Smith, Beethoven didn't mean squat to me until I bought the 45 of "A Fifth of Beethoven" by Walter Murphy & The Big Apple Band, and how I didn't know who the hell Bach was until Apollo 100 released their 45, "Joy." 
 
Considering the budget cuts in public education these days, I don't know if they still have those kind of music classes.  I doubt it.  Even if they did, I can only hope that some imaginative teacher would find a way to link Beethoven to seventies funk/pop, and then onto funk/rap of the early eighties, and so on.
 
What is important, I think, is that the spirit of music endures, and continues to evolve.  It doesn't matter whether I like it or not.  Each generation listens to what has come earlier, tinkers with it, and passes it on with their own specific imprint. 
 
I am just grateful that I live in an age where I can share the music of my generation -- the music that formed the soundtrack of my life -- in my writing and through my radio work.  I hope my readers enjoy the music I include in the HANDYMAN books, and of course you can hear the music of Nick Poff, disc jockey, on NICK POFF RADIO 45. 
 
 
   
 
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When I'm Not Writing...
 
UPDATE:  If you are on Facebook I hope you'll join the NICK POFF Author of the HANDYMAN series group for discussions, updates, and more. 
 
 
 
 
The sad but honest truth is that most writers need to supplement their income with something other than writing.  I've worked in the radio industry since the tender age of sixteen, and for the same two radio stations for the past fourteen years.  We call it The Hotel California -- you can check out but you can never leave!  It's amazing how people go, but then seem to come back at some time, including me.  Radio has been good to me, and although there are still times I regret not sticking with the writing thing at an earlier age, it's been an interesting ride. 
 

Things I'm Enjoying....

In The Handyman's Dream Ed and Rick spend time at a cabin on a small lake in southern Michigan.  In a weird fiction-meets-non-fiction kind of way, John Sellers writes about just such a place in his latest book, The Old Man and the Swamp. It is a must-read for anyone who, like me, has been intrigued by that strange part of the world at the borders of Indiana, Michigan, and Ohio; fears and respects snakes, and has enitrely too much memory space dedicated to the 70's & 80's.
 
I enjoyed Joyce Maynard's latest, The Good Daughters.
 
I still can't believe All My Children is leaving ABC this September. I was a SLAVE to this soap opera for 27 years. Even though I stopped watching every day back in '01, I've checked in occasionally, and talked with co-workers about what was going on in Pine Valley. I mean......a world without Erica Kane? That, to me, is scarier than facing the end of the Mayan calendar!  I have, of course, read Susan Lucci's recent memoir, All My Life. It's a nice, breezy read, but for diehard AMC fans only. Still...Ms. Lucci is on my list of people I hope to meet someday, if only to say "THANKS!"  
 
The wonderful thing about "All My Children" is that it was, for many years, more than "just a soap opera." It was a second family of sorts to its most loyal fans. We can thank the amazing Agnes Nixon, the show's creator for that, but I also think thanks must be given to the entire production staff, and those incredible actors who made those characters so special to us. Did I learn some basic facts about life from watching this daytime drama? Yes. Did I learn how to write a good story from watching "All My Children?" You betcha. Anyone who reads and enjoys the HANDYMAN books can be grateful for the hours I spent in front of the TV, absorbing the finest writing in daytime television.
 
Just below is the link to the YouTube video from the intro of the 20th Anniversary special from 1990. It contains some brief clips from the first 20 years of the show.  Although AMC soared wonderfully into the 21st Century, I gotta admit the best stories were from the first 20 years.  
 
 
This show ain't dead yet, but it will be in September. Yeah, I'll probably be watching those final episodes. In the meantime, I want to celebrate some of the best creative writing classes I ever attended. Thanks, "All My Children!"
 
 
And I'm truly finding a great deal of joy in producing and broadcasting my little internet radio show on www.live365.com.  I hope you'll tune in some Wednesday evening for some wonderful old music and chat.
 
 
 It's all RETRO here at the House of Nick. I also love the occasional old game show clip on YouTube.  I'm all about the retro fun stuff.  I'd like to think it reminds us not to take ourselves too seriously in the here and now.  I celebrate old pop music on my internet radio show, NICK POFF RADIO 45. 
 
As most writers do, I love word games, so I always enjoyed the game shows dealing with words. I loved the $10,000 Pyramid (and the $20,000 and the $25,000 Pyramid, etc.). For those with a short attention span, here's Billy Crystal's record-breaking trip to the top.
 
 
 
 
"I can't even watch The New Treasure Hunt anymore because you give me so much shit about it!"
 
(The above line of dialogue was deleted from the final draft of The Handyman's Dream. Ed's enjoyment of game shows and Rick's dislike of them would continue to be a source of irritation.) 
 
 
 

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