The G.R.O.S.S. Song

 (The Days Are Just Packed)
 Attention! all rise! This meeting of G.R.O.S.S.
 Is now called to order by the great grandiose
 Dictator for life, the ruler supreme,
 The fearless, the brave, the held-high-in-esteem,
 Calvin the Bold! Yes stand up and hail
 His humbleness now! May his wisdom prevail!

 Three cheers for first tiger and el presidente
 Hobbes, the delight of all cognoscenti!
 He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ,
 and lots of panache, as all tigers do!
 In his fancy chapeau, he's a leader with taste!
 May his orders be heeded and his views be embraced.

 But To Get In To G.R.O.S.S. You Have to sing:

 The Gross Password

                1.-Tigers are mean!
                  Tigers are fierce!
                  Tigers have teeth
               And claws that pierce!

             2.-Tigers are great!
                 They can't be beat!
               If I was a tiger
              That would be neat!

              3.-Tigers are nimble
               And light on their toes!
              My REspect for tigers
               Continually grows!

                4.-Tigers are perfect!
                   The e-pit-o-me!
                     Of good looks and grace
                   And quiet dignity!

                  5.-Tigers are great!
                      They're the toast of town!
                   Life's always better
                      When a tiger's around!