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Are you guys nuts?

Yes. Thank you for asking.
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What is the answer to the Great Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything?

42. And if you were a really hoopy frood, you'd know that already.
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Are you guys identical twins or something?

Nope, neither identical nor twins. We're exactly alike except for the fact that we're completely different.
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Why didn't the world end 1/1/2000?

It was widely believed that the world might end 1/1/2000, because Larry & David both have girlfriends at the same time. It didn't happen because the Devil was too frozen to participate.
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Are you guys STILL single?

Yes. We suffer from Aging Bachelor Syndrome. We still chase women, but we can't remember why.

Don't your respective girlfriends get upset about that?

Not really, since they're the women we happen to be chasing.

No, no, we meant the part about you not remembering....

Not remembering what?

Whatever happened to the Imperial Navy?

The Imperial Navy is still in existance, however it has been widely scattered since we were forced to abandon the great Naval Base at Oak Ridge late in 1992.

New construction has been limited by the lack of shipyard facilites.

The bulk of the fleet is now at the new, smaller Navisink River base. The smaller Northern Fleet is based on Lake Ontario.

The Northern Fleet includes:

Navisink River Squadron includes:

And what about the battleship-killers?

ICS Kalar, B-10 is in a long refit. Hull repairs/improvements are complete, however decisions on her radar and missile upgrades still have not been made. ICS Thunderer, B-8 and ICS Conqueror, B-9 are now in reserve. 
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