The Wells Brothers: Stuff We Hate
|Stuff We Like|
|Stuff We Hate|
|Stuff We Disagree About|
|Frequently Asked Questions (with answers!)|
|Dave for Emperor|
So what does BMW really stand for anyway? Here are some suggestions:
Their size makes it difficult to see around them. An SUV parked on a corner can block the view of a whole street, which can make it hard to get in and out of places. When an SUV pulls up next to you at an intersection, it blocks your view so badly that you can't even make a right turn!
Another offensive thing about SUVs is the fact that they are exempt from many Federal regulations that we're forced to obey. They are exempt from bumper height restrictions, and they get easier emissions standards.
Worse still is the trend toward luxury SUVs. You get all the worst traits of luxury car drivers, combined with the worst traits of 4WD drivers.
As to their vaunted safety, remember that their high center of gravity makes them easier to roll. Also, 4 wheel drive might make it easier to go in the snow, but it doesn't help your ability to STOP! Finally, remember that the better the 4 wheel drive, the further out you get stuck.
So what does SUV really stand for anyway? Here are some suggestions:
If you really want to drive a tank, join the Army!
Did Bill Gates really sell his soul to the Devil? Click here and find out! (Sorry AT&T employees, but access is restricted by the Proxy. Even the Death Star has been assimilated! Check Dave's AT&T internal web page for copies.....)
Of course, there are some solutions for dealing with Mr. Gates and his bloated software.....
Can we stop it? Maybe. Try some of these links:
And don't forget to TURN THE COOKIES OFF on your browser!!
Politics has become nasty, divisive, and unproductive. The major parties seem increasingly out of touch with reality, concerning themselves only with their own continued place in office. Their issues are not our issues. Leadership has fallen by the wayside.
So what can be done? Short of running for Emperor, we can at least remind the politicians just how silly they are:
Their lies and stupid policies are intended to make US look stupid, so let's make THEM look stupid!
Finally, never give them money. P. J. O'Rourke said it best: "Giving power and money to the government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys."