is having the greatest
impact on Legonian history today?
Each would be a good guess, but each is utterly wrong. The big wheel in
Legonian affairs doesn’t live in a palace or have an office in the
Septagon--he’s not even in politics! He’s usually not even in the news.
- Prime Minister Spencer Miller?
- Lloyd Derry, the Tory chairman?
- King Frederick?
Many of the pivotal moments of the last decade have gone unreported in
the press, unexplained by the government, and unnoticed by Parliament.
But behind most moments of import and crisis, there has been one
shadowy figure saving the country: Mark Duncan.
This page is devoted to singing the praise of an unsung hero. Every
Legonian owes a debt of gratitude to this reclusive exemplar. Here’s to
"Weirdness on the Web" column, Mar. 8, 2019